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The Celebrocalypse Has Begun!

By: Jackuul

June 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

Ed McMahon went first. Then Farrah Fawcett.

Then came the big one – Michael Jackson.

But them just today – Billy Mays!

That is not three, that is four. This means it could be the Celebrocalypse, a sign of the coming End of Daze. Or it means one of these three was not actually supposed to be in the trifecta (My bet is Jackson).

Your thoughts?

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One Year after Carlin.

By: Jackuul

June 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Entertainment

What a year. What a lonely year, I wish to have been able to have heard a real voice of reason after this election, the process, and the bullshit. If there was anyone who could point out bullshit that people do – it was Carlin. A toast to the greatest – one year later.

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Yo Garfield So Fat

By: Jackuul

June 17th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

mamasogarfield

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Garfield… the victim of domestic violence.

By: Jackuul

June 16th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

Today we see the hapless cat, trotting along happily. Then Jon enters the picture…
garrape

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Thorping it up.

By: Jackuul

June 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

bitchthorp

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Except for this Douche

By: Jackuul

June 8th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

garfieldisajerk

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GarWTF2

By: Jackuul

June 7th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

garwtf2

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TermmaGarfield (click to enlarge)

By: Jackuul

June 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

termafield

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F— Blockbuster.

By: Jackuul

June 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

Fuck Blockbuster, the shitty ass rental store
Charging all they can muster, for movies that make me snore
Fuck Blockbuster and their gay ass fees
What do they think, my money grows on trees?

Fuck Blockbuster, I rented for one day
Got charged for a fucking five anyway
Fuck Blockbuster, their service blows
I’d rather get syphilis from dirty hos

Fuck Blockbuster, and their shit
They ruin everything that was once a hit
Fuck Blockbuster and their shitty ass policies
They can shove them all with their technologies

Fuck Blockbuster and their bullshit idea
About shitty rental boxes made in Korea
Fuck Blockbuster, fuck them to death
I’d rather go to the library to rent MacBeth

Fuck Blockbuster and their phone support
These fucking assholes should be taken to court
Fuck Blockbuster and their shitty games
Fuck Blockbuster, I hope they go up in flames

So in closing without imposing and sorry if you’re dosing:

Fuck Blockbuster.

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The Dryer.

By: Jackuul

June 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

garfunnierperhaps

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