The Jackuul Blog

I burn the world in a thousand deaths
I burn the trees with my blacked breaths
I bring about the destruction of democracy
I bring to you your evolution away from bureaucracy
Idiocracy
Moronacy
Can’t you see?
It’s all me!
I come down in a cloud of death
Of bone
Of ash
They fall
They smash
To the ground with a clatter
I serve your brain on a platter
I [...]

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You’re on notice. Every day you lose ground to the revolution, the numbers keep growing in spite of the impending loss of Paul. We of the Revolution are already infiltrating your controlled infrastructure, your safe havens for your constant garbage pushing. NeoCons, we’re taking back our Republican Party on Republican principals at [...]

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In my efforts to revolutionize the Jackuul Empire I will be creating a ranking system for supporters, along with the opening of a new forum and such.  Sure, I know I have about three people right now, but I hope to have billions by the end of my attempt to take over the world and [...]

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From the age of 12 Science Fiction fascinated me. At 11 I picked up my first books, you know the sort - Asimov, Tolkein (more in the realm of fiction, but none the less a start) and finally by twelve I picked up an older musty book. It had been in the library, [...]

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I have been fixing and rebreaking one Bachmann engine a thousand times trying to get it to work.  Thus far I meet great success, only to have it go totally shitballistic in half an hour.  I hope my epoxy solution works.  What were you thinking in the 1980’s Bachmann?  Seriously!  Make gears that lock to [...]

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Because I would really like to know how many readers I have

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It’s been more than two thousand years since Julius Caesar overthrew the corrupt Senate and became Dictator of Rome (much like Sulla did) and it will be 2052 years since his death at the hands of the Senate who feared his power (which allowed his Nephew, Octavius Caesar, to become a power in Rome and [...]

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How is it, that Ron Paul gets 68,000 votes in his district for congress against his competitor in the primary - yet only 6,000 votes in his district for presidential nomination… while polling much higher than that? Why is it that the movement is so very strong, and verifiable strong, yet he gets [...]

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If you were to support me as World Dictator I could solve the economic woe’s of the entire planet with a 20 year plan that would rival anything done before it. However, I would need the support of the entire world, and of course, the armies of the world. I realize that not [...]

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Oh glorious candidates, so filled the cameras around them with their fake smiles, and their proud faces, touting America while bashing it all the same. We all know you three leaders are the puppets of tomorrow. Everyone I know dislikes McCaine, and Clinton, vehemently. Everyone I talk to (this is not just [...]

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