Ever feel like Halloween just doesn’t last long enough? You know, one night of dressing up – but weeks of planning and decoration… it seems like such a pity that Halloween only lasts for a short while. Thus, I propose that from October 28th until November 2nd it be declared Halloweek. Halloween on the 31st [...]
My idea for a new holiday – Halloweek.
November 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Life
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Dear Republican Party, from a Republican: You’re Retarded
November 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Creativity
Dear Republican Party. Why are you so retarded today? Your policies are a mess. Your attacks on freedom are obscene. Your ignorance is not bliss. Your refusal to listen to the oldest of the old guard is your downfall. You would rather pump god than policy, and you would rather restrict than gain. What is [...]