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Entries from June 2009

The Celebrocalypse Has Begun!

June 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

Ed McMahon went first. Then Farrah Fawcett.
Then came the big one – Michael Jackson.
But them just today – Billy Mays!
That is not three, that is four. This means it could be the Celebrocalypse, a sign of the coming End of Daze. Or it means one of these three [...]

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One Year after Carlin.

June 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Entertainment

What a year. What a lonely year, I wish to have been able to have heard a real voice of reason after this election, the process, and the bullshit. If there was anyone who could point out bullshit that people do – it was Carlin. A toast to the greatest – one [...]

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Yo Garfield So Fat

June 17th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

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Garfield… the victim of domestic violence.

June 16th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

Today we see the hapless cat, trotting along happily. Then Jon enters the picture…

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Thorping it up.

June 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

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Except for this Douche

June 8th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

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GarWTF2

June 7th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

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TermmaGarfield (click to enlarge)

June 6th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

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F— Blockbuster.

June 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Creativity

Fuck Blockbuster, the shitty ass rental store
Charging all they can muster, for movies that make me snore
Fuck Blockbuster and their gay ass fees
What do they think, my money grows on trees?
Fuck Blockbuster, I rented for one day
Got charged for a fucking five anyway
Fuck Blockbuster, their service blows
I’d rather get syphilis from dirty hos
Fuck Blockbuster, and [...]

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The Dryer.

June 5th, 2009 · No Comments · Creativity

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