The Jackuul Blog

I have just polished and sent a link to another one of those directories – the one Google really really likes called DMOZ.  I hope it gets accepted, but if it doesnt I shall carry on with my mission of total world domination! It’s for the children!  The children need leadership, and who else better to teach them how to be model citizens than a World Dictator?  Seriously, you think the children of Cuba don’t think like Castro!?  Look at them, all cozy and comfy in their little home down south with papa Castro to protect them (…not really folks – this is called sarcasm.) Why, as Dictator of All the World except Switzerland I could fix all the children!  Educate them all!  Make them a valuable asset to this planet instead of zombies.

Zombies are never fun to talk to – unless you start talking about brains or… well really they just want what they lack after all.

Expect a new change to the index page soon – I be addin’ more stuff mon’.  Call me now fur’ yer’ free readin’ – only nine ninty nine chil’.  Damn those commercials from the 90s!  Get out of my Brain!  Gah!  Here I was typing up this wonderful stunning blog post and Miss Cleo pops in my head tellin’ me about’ ma’free readin’.  Thank the gods I don’t remember that phone number.