Dear Retards – I mean Republicans,

Why are you all so morally bankrupt and stupid?  Let me just start of by saying, having been a Republican for years now I see the party as nothing more than a train wreck being led by Christian Fundamentalists, Idiots, and Racists.

This is unbelievable that you would stray so far from the Goldwater, or ever Reagan era political goldmine you once had. Let me point out some faults:

You are attacking the Daughter of John F. Kennedy.  ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS? You cannot make any progress without damaging the party beyond belief in attacking the Daughter of John F. Kennedy. There is absolutely no way you can get away with this kind of stupid behavior.  You need to let it go.  Just count that one up as a loss and stay out of it.  Do not interfere, and simply make it party policy to never attack the DAUGHTER OF JOHN F–KING KENNEDY! To do so is political suicide.

Why?  Let me tell you.  1. Her dad was the White Knight of Camelot.  2. Her dad was John F. Kennedy(in case you did not get that first part). 3. Her father was assassinated, and the entire country can remember that day still – even if they were not there. 4. She is the last living child of John F. Kennedy.  5. She’ll probably win based on merit alone, but the additional factors of family, history, and all the other things that involve being the daughter of JFK will take a crap on you.

Give up that hopeless battle.  And anyone decrying experience should know that every first term senator usually has never been a senator in the federal government before – hence the name ‘first term senator’.  Just shut up.

Next, let’s look at the distribution of, what can only be described as a Black-face Minstrel song, a so called parody of Puff the Magic Dragon.  Why is this bad?  First off, it makes anyone who ever watched the show cringe.  Secondly… and let me be clear… it does not matter if it is satire, it is racist.  Good job, you just cost us the 3% of the black community that actually votes for Republicans.

Finally, you stifled the only real conservative left in Ron Paul.  Great on you.  I renounce my membership of six years (being that I have been in the party since turning 18). When the party burns to the ground and loses everything else, it will be your faults, not mine.

The Retardlican Party.

Join at your own peril.

Abraham Lincoln weeps.

Why are you so retarded today?

Your policies are a mess.  Your attacks on freedom are obscene.  Your ignorance is not bliss.  Your refusal to listen to the oldest of the old guard is your downfall.  You would rather pump god than policy, and you would rather restrict than gain.  What is wrong with you?

It is clear to me now that it is time for the Ron Paul revolution to reform the Republican Party with a message that works.  Spending, economics, and looking back at our forefathers.  States should have say over social issues, the federal government should be curtailed, and civil liberties are the most important thing.  Hammer these points, and I guarantee in 2012 we could have someone from the Paul school of thought in the White House.  As a life-long Republican (since I was able to vote in 2004 for the first time), I can say – Thank God we lost this time. We’ve lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, and possibly one supreme court appointment. That’s fine by me.  Until the party returns to Barry Goldwater’s ideals, we are nothing but a shell of what we stood for.

We, as a party, are as charred and misguided as can be.  We let religion dominate our base, we let extremism paint our face, we let radicals who are for the suspension of civil liberties into our government in the name of almighty God.  We have lost our way as a political party, and because of that we have lost our ability to compete.  Unless we stop this stupidity with touting ‘Christian Values’ which would trump our constitution, we will never see a majority again.   We must abandon our social messages of restrictions and of Godliness – I don’t know when Moses descended from a hill and declared our party “God’s Party” – claiming such a blasphemy is worse than Democrats calling themselves the Party of the People.

We were the party that freed the slaves, that brought working laws into effect, that busted the big Trust companies that lead to economic security, that kept a level head, and that would have gotten us through the depression much faster than thirty three years had Hoover been re-elected.  Instead – today – Bush is no better than FDR when it comes to the economy, with an added edge of a massive budget that goes against our core party principals.  In fact, everything we have done since 1964 has been a downward spiral of what our party should be!

We have lost our way in a dark forest without a match.  We’re up a certain creek without a paddle.  We need to look back, look back at our history, at our legacy not as the Ultra-Right-Religious-Zealots… but as the real party of change.  As the party that was not afraid to say what needed to be said.  In fact, if our message was that all social issues should be handled by the states, we would have the upper ground on every social issue.  Abortion?  States should handle it.  Ban on human research?  States should handle it.  Social programs and Schools?  Those are a state’s right’s issue and the states should have control of their own destiny.

It is true that under Lincoln and later Davis we had to reign in some states that rebelled against us, however we never crossed the line into totally devaluing their abilities to run themselves.

We were the party of fiscal soundness and balanced budgets.  What have we become?  Tax and Spend Neo-Cons. Even the Tax-and-Spend liberals are aghast at our monetary policies.  Why do we settle for such things?  In all honesty our party was the party that ENDED wars.  Not prolonged them, and did not start them.  We got out of Korea, Vietnam, and ended the Cold War.

Where did we lose this message?   We lost it in the hearts and minds of the core who would rather ‘spread freedom’ than ‘protect freedom at home’.  There is always a risk to freedom, a risk that someone may attack us, a risk that someone may bomb a building, shoot up a school, or cause mayhem.  The bigger risk, however, is the curtailing of freedom in the name of safety.

We are such a lost cause and a lost party now, I cannot fathom what kind of future is ahead.  We do not need to be moderate!

We need to be sane!