The Jackuul Blog

Oh glorious candidates, so filled the cameras around them with their fake smiles, and their proud faces, touting America while bashing it all the same. We all know you three leaders are the puppets of tomorrow. Everyone I know dislikes McCaine, and Clinton, vehemently. Everyone I talk to (this is not just my dog Spot, I mean mostly everyone I know and thats a big number for my ability to remember things) has voiced opinions about how this cycle is a sham.

Yet no one does anything about it. Nothing significant. Unless we march to Washington.

How is it that Ron Paul gets 70,000 votes in his Congressional Primary in his district, polls highly for the presidential race in his district, and yet only gets 6,000 votes in his district in the Presidential Primary. Why is it that the media says “Paul is threatened in his own district” when he clearly is not? It’s an easy thing to come to many conclusions on. Here are mine: The media motive is to discredit Dr. Paul through misinformation, much like they did to Dennis up in UFO land. In reality there was no threat. Secondly, I believe that not all the votes are counted, as many of the voting systems and protocols are just plain nuts. You want a better protocol?

It’s easy. Pen. Paper. Circle the Name. Then count them in front of cameras under surveillance on public broadcast, and submit the total numbers at the end. Then do it again, and compare the numbers. If they differ, congratulations, you f**ked up. If they’re the same - you cheated. Do it again with different people. It might take a week. Who cares. Accuracy is the standard that we should live by - not inefficiency. Eliminate electronic voting machines unless they’re punch card machines that give you the card back for your own inspection. Then those ballots shall be counted by machine, and by hand. If the numbers are the same, you cheated, and have to do it once more by hand. If they differ, you cheated, and have to do it again until the numbers match.

So why the number inefficiency? 70k versus 6k. Hmmm. Something smells like rotting fish. And it’s not one of the candidates. Some will say “Ha! It looks like his own district doesn’t want him for president” - Then why did he poll for that question so highly? Obviously more than 6,000 did. Hmm. Maybe… the voting was *gasp* rigged? Maybe Paul knows the real answer about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop. Perhaps the world will never know.

Cheaters.

Also, if it is true that things are rigged - I’m expecting to see a Clinton win at the convention for the Demicans. The Republocrates already decided on McCain for some stupid reason. Where’s Barry Goldwater’s ghost when you need him?